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I went to court last week

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I went to court last week

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I went to court last week

I was up at court last week and the judge said to me in a rough, demanding voice "have you ever been up before me".
I replied "I don't know but I once got up at 5am".

:mrgreen:


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Re: I went to court last week

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Ha ha ha, I will use this one.
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The old ones are the best :lol:
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I will use this joke later and modify it slightly :D
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Re: I went to court last week

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I might try this one when I appear in court next :mrgreen:
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Boom boom :lol:
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Maybe we should all try and get the judge to ask us that question so we could make the appropriate reply :mrgreen:
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Re: I went to court last week

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Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that :lol:
Keep the bastards honest.
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Mike wrote:Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that :lol:
You never know.
Its always nice to be able to reply quickly with something like this :lol:
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Good idea.
I just hope if I am ever in this situation where I am ever asked this question, in court or not, I can answer with that :lol:
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