A.C.A.B.

[Jester]

Good old Harry Roberts eh!

[Tanner]

I have met many policemen who I could actually say are decent blokes.
I have met many more coppers who are total cretins.
Best thing to do is not talk to a policeman in or out of uniform.
They just can't switch off.

[Mike]

Here is a video of ACAB by the 4-Skins:



Here are the lyrics to ACAB by the 4-Skins:

Hangin' around with my mates one night
We got in a little fight
Geezer come with a knife in his fist
I got cut along with the wrist said

ACAB ACAB ACAB
All cops are bastards

Coppers come up & say what's the matter with you?
Now they see what we can do
Next thing I knew I was in a cell
All my mates are in there as well

ACAB ACAB ACAB
All cops are bastards

I had a court date to plead my case
They had delight at the look in my face
They said we're gonna put you away
I said all i had to say

Acab acab acab
All cops are bastards

The album where you can find this track: Wonderful World Of The 4 Skins

The 4-Skins are a working class Oi! band from the East End of London, England and were formed in the late 1970's.
I used to be in with that sort of music.

[Jed]

The coppers never switch off.
You can't really have a friend who is a bastard.

[Zero]

The coppers never switch off.
You can't really have a friend who is a bastard.

I fully agree with this.
The police will be friends with their work colleagues.
Anyone else who has a policeman or policewoman as a friend will need to watch out as they will be watching you.
They will grass you up if you do anything that they consider is wrong.
Who would want a bastard as a friend anyway?

[Milkman]

No, no, no, you just can't have a policeman as a friend
Keep the coppers at arms length and they will do you no harm.
The police have no real power or authority.
They can Arrest you, caution you and charge you but that's it.
They even tell you "you do not have to say anything ................."
Don't say anything then.
By the way, when they say do you understand - always say NO!
They are trained to say that and most will say yes.
However, legally, once you say yes it means you consent to standing under them and they take control of you.
You can say that you don't understand but you comprehend them but that's it.
Since they are a public servant, you are above them because you are a member of the public, you are their master and they know it.
Once you "under stand" them then they will be above you and you will "stand under" them and they will enjoy it.
Stay safe and in control by not talking to them and never understanding them.

[Jed]

Also watch out for those sneaky police informers.
These low life idiots may get a small amount of money for snitching but they are the scum of the earth.
Some even think that the police are their friends because of this.
Police are trained to "befriend" people and lull them into a false sense of security.
Never talk to them - you are NOT obliged to!
They will trick you - be aware!

[Top Cat]

I love anything like this I do
Never give the police the time of day.
They are nothing but believe they are.

[Jester]

Most police are right bastards:

[Milkman]

Cop Pranks (GONE WRONG) - Police Pranks Compilation 2015

Asking the police anyone seen a pig.